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The Beards
Genre: Roots, Rock
Region: Adelaide, SA
Members: Nathaniel Beard (bass, vocals), John Beardman (drums, vocals), Johann Beardraven (vocals, guitar, sax), Facey McStubblington (guitar, vocals)
Influences: The Beatles (during their bearded era), The Bearded BeeGee, ZZ Top

Unearthed Artists We Like: The Stiffys


The concept of The Beards is simple: A folk-rock band that exclusively perform songs about just one subject: Beards. Forming in 2005 to perform one show only in their hometown of Adelaide, South Australia, The Beards soon found their truly unique concept in hot demand and were booked to play more shows. Rising to the challenge, the quartet continued to grow their beards longer and longer, and continued to write more and more songs about beards. As they played around town, word spread, and their fanbase grew. By 2007, the band enjoyed a local cult following. But this was just the beginning. The advent of online social networking led to a global fanbase, and in 2009, the band travelled all the way to Alaska to perform at the opening ceremony of the World Beard & Moustache Championships.
Since then, the band has gone on to tour Australia, produce a hugely successful film clip for their song If Your Dad Doesn’t Have a Beard You’ve Got Two Mums; extensively toured Australia, released a live DVD and two studio albums – with a third on the way (to be released early 2012).

New single: You Should Consider Having Sex with a Bearded Man (out now)
Upcoming album: Having a Beard is the New Not Having a Beard (to be released early 2012)

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Played on triple j Played on digital radio You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man
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You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man
rating:  4/5
I must admit, i didnt warm to The Beards when I was first introduced to them a few years back. However now that I am a bearded man, all of a sudden i...
triplej



If Your Dad Doesn’t Have A Beard, You’ve Got Two Mums
rating:  4/5
A smooth and very likable country pop tune with a great sing-a-long chorus. The lyrics are very clever and witty and delivered with a heap of passion...
superuser



You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man
rating:  5/5
One of the funniest and catchy songs I have heard in a long time. The song needs a movie to complement. Good lord.... it is what music is all about,...




You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man
rating:  5/5
I confess, most of the reason behind me giving a five star review is because I would like to have sex with a bearded man. Oh, and this tune IS magnif...
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