Artist:The Adult Bookstore

Recently, the Adult Bookstore finished recording an album. They used the following instruments: guitar, bass, drum kit, baby grand piano, vocal cords, cornet, inferior crown, melodic, chroma-harp, egg shaker, tambourine, Rhodes, Yamaha organ, Korg Triton, rain and birds. These instruments were all played by Bookstore, too, except the rain and birds, which were played by Lil’ Wayne and Delta Goodrem, irrespectively. The noises emitted were committed to byte and balanced and manipulated by Matt Hills at his home studio. A diverse and bold baby was born, of which we are very proud. It has no face, its internal organs are jumbled, but it is arriving. Much like Suri Cruise, this baby will be groomed and polished, and given media training, before being unveiled. It is also possibly the antichrist, and derived from L. Ron Hubbard’s seed. It will probably (definitely) be given a somewhat offensive name that we find funny and everyone else finds distasteful. The songs are about, in part: ...