Artist info


Punk, Rock

Sounds like

Cher, aerosmith, Meatloaf, Guns N Roses

band members

Bertie Page - vocals John Meyer - guitar Todd Orchard - drums Barnaby Gickel - bass


Guns n Roses, Meatloaf, Spinal Tap


“Bertie Page Clinic is spangles and glam, punk and transvestite, stiletto heels sharp as scalpels, station wagons, lyricism, grand eloquence and infernal vocal exercises, a hot, guttural sound which could burn a hole in your crotch!” Headsucker, Rennes, France 2010

Bertie Page Clinic is the perverted child of burlesque and classic rock, led in a flurry of fur, feathers and fornication by Australian cabaret star Bertie Page. Their witty works combine the best elements of punk and glam rock, pulled off with a Jim Steinman flair. Since 2009 the Clinic has been playing around the world: UK, France, Spain, Japan, Germany, Netherlands, plus extensive touring around Australia. They’ve played some of the biggest festivals in Australia and the world including Falls, Edinburgh Fringe, Woodford and Adelaide Fringe. Signed to French rock label Beast Records, the band have released two albums and an EP and will release their third long player in September 2015, coinciding with a tour of France and Australia.


“rock and roll debauchery, with a splash of burlesque and a tongue-in-cheek attitude” Push To Fire

“Their classic rock sound is augmented by frontwoman Page’s massive vocals, the package engaging and theatrical” The Music

“Bertie Page is a true vaudeville artiste. She has more talent than inhibitions, and she never takes herself seriously which is why she is SERIOUSLY entertaining.” Barry Humphries (a fan)

"Oh my god, no one does classic style cabaret with the wit, style and talent that Miss Bertie has unleashed on the world...Expect to have your brain as well as your eyeballs tickled when Miss Bertie takes to the helm." Rave Magazine

Rock & Roll In A G-String – album – 2010
French Tickler – EP – 2012
Too Loud Too Naked – album – 2013
Kaftan Party/The Lioness - album - 2015


John Meyer - manager
Ph: +61 411 230 765