Bitch is a Sydney-based, blues-infused conservative-punk trio. Forming in late 2013, Queen Bitch (Vocals, Guitar), Crazy Bitch (Vocals, Bass) & Mega Bitch (Drums, Percussion) are bringing sassy back, having already played alongside local and interstate heroes Smaal Cats & Pretty City, and torn up stages at venues such as The Loft and Brighton Up Bar.

Described as “The Velvet Underground meets Pixies”, Bitch take classic rock and roll grooves, light them up with driving melodic bass-lines, and send them on their chain-smoking way in a cloud of bluesy guitar licks and enough catchy vocals to make any Vans-wearing-latte-drinking-floppy-hat-enthusiast froth.

They are, in a word, bitchin’.

So, still wondering whether you should check out one of their shows?

Bitch, please. They’re your new favourite thing.