Artist:The Charlies

Ever had funk on your face? What about your back? In your eye maybe? Well then, just thought you should know - funk is best enjoyed in your ears and The Charlies like to spread aural pleasure as often as possible. After completing their recent world tour, with sell out shows in Iraq and Afghanistan, The Charlies have been nominated for twelve ARIA awards. They're fairly confident bass player Scott "slappin" Cherry will win the "Best Slap" award. Guitarist Lizzie "guitar lady" Sedman, is favourite to win the prestigious "Nipple Picking" award. Vocal vixen Jane "don't spew on me" Willison is picked to win the "Longest Scream" award and is really hoping to win "Best Onstage Cartwheel". Drummer Julia "show us your tits" Watt is in the running for "Best Camel Toe" after wearing that one piece jumpsuit late last year. There's some pretty tough competition in this category though. All in all, The Charlies are one of the finest funk bands you'll ever see in your whole entire life. You'll ...