Artist:CrooKKid

WANTED: Crookid Sight Crime: Sky Speeding; 500km/h over the limit, Noise Pollution, Damaging Goverment Property and distributing illegal kick drums with intent to sell. Reward: 200,000,000 Vietnamese Dong and a Short tailed Albatross. **Please hast caution when approaching, we are unsure whether suspect is biological let alone human. Reports show that he is human looking and has the super ability to look at two things at once. Suspect could be dangerously friendly and if you ask him nicely he will bake you a bakers dozen of scones(do not ask for fruitless!) **