DrunkenNinja! Celebrated mystical court favorites of the most ancient Bok Choy dynasty. We have for millenia amazed and astounded all who have witnessed us at our zen like arts. Masters of wine, women and also sometimes, on the odd occasion, just for a bit of a change, song.
Loved by many, feared by all, adored by women the entire world over for our combined mastery in the sensual arts of love and sushi preparation, admired by men for our manly deeds of derring drunken do.
We invite you to take part in our journey of world domination! For alone we may be amazingly drunk, alone we may be amazingly ninja? But together with you we are....*drum roll*... DrunkenNinja!!
And for the non bullshit version... DrunkenNinja are made up from 4 good friends from Leongatha, Wonthaggi and Phillip Island. We've been playing together for roughly 4 years and like to take songs and completely rework them. We all write and 3 of us sing lead, the only one who we keep away from the mic is our drummer Brett, deadset I've heard cats drown that sound better, we never let him near one. We're all professionals but we will come back to your home after a gig and drink all the alcohol you possess. On stage we are extremely loud and we go off like your grandmother on crack. We're a hard Aussie band not afraid to laugh at itself or anyone else. Love us or leave us.