Artist:FAPTASTIC!

The world-reknowned FAPTASTIC! has decided to give back to the community that made it the huge success it is today. It is therefore Triple J Unearthed's honour to host the fine stylings of this exemplary act. It is common knowledge that the sensuous romantic tones of "Ball Slappin Fury" have touched lovers the world over and the song has now surpassed Barry White's "Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe" as the number 1 song for getting that special someone in the mood. Both ladies and gents have reported it having an unexplained effect on them and their loins, so much so that the military are now researching its use in quelling enemies and hence the promotion of world peace. Although the members of the band could not be reached for comment, industry experts have noted that due to the power of the band's music that it was “hardly surprising”.