Artist:Johnny Jarko

Born in the Himalayan mountains in 1748 and raised by two blind monks. Johnny was trained in the art of Roller Blading, and at the age of 8 he moved to Ulaanbaatar, the Mongolian capital known for its cutthroat roller blading tournaments. He peaked at the age of 12, crowned champion of Mongolia, but after hurting his ankle his roller blading days were over. In 2067, at the age of 14, he signed a lucrative deal with Vegemite and is now THE happy little vegemite. He now resides in a a really big small town, a washed up roller blader, trying to make the world a better place with music.