Artist:The Jungle Giants

It happened like this: It was 6am. Cesira said the party was dead so they drove towards the city but halfway across the Story Bridge Sam veered left and they crashed off the side. Dooris said: I don’t want to die but if I have to then at least I will die in the greatest river on earthhhhhhhhhh. Keelan said: Ahhhhhhhh. Cesira stared out the window, grinning in a sort of unfazed way. Sam said: Don’t worry. I just want to take you to this secret spot for two years to make an album. Then everyone nodded like: yeah, that’s chill. They landed on the Brown Snake and a couple jet skis lassoed their car with ropes. They pulled them inland to the space where bush becomes jungle. Night fell. They made a fire and lay on their backs reciting satanic verses. Lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove. Eventually Satan’s little helpers materialised from the fire and began clapping. They were like: Well done. Very satanic. Cesira said: Are you being sarcastic? But they ...