Artist:Kayne Jansen

Born off the coast of Casablanca in 1984 to an abandoned red haired dairy goat named Nancy. Nancy was put to pasture soon after my birth, leaving me to fend for myself. At the age of 7 I was taken in by a herd of Wild Casio, a breed of mutant keyboard and calculator components. i was exposed to a new world of ritualistic sacrifice to the soundtrack of electro pop. At the age of 19 I moved to Australia in search of my biological father, a Casio keyboard salesman from Casino. I soon found that he had passed away some years earlier, the victim of a heart attack suffered whilst playing a giant keyboard (like the one in BIG). My musical history then prompted me to move to Sydney and enrol in the Jazz course at the conservatorium of Music for Guitar. The trauma of my father's death forcing me away from the keyboard forever. During my studies I suffered a series of flash backs, nightmares and an out of body experience where my father told me to return to the Casio keyboard that he had ...