My name is Swaré, how are you? Great, me too!
I hope you like disco dance music, because that's one of my favourite kinds of music! Heavens, I enjoy it so much that I decided I wanted to write some of my own and share it with all my friends and family. Gosh, maybe they'll like it and want to share it with their friends and family!
Would you like to listen to my music? YOU WOULD?! Jee-whiz Mr (or Mrs, obviously), you just made my whole week! You know what? If you like it, you can download it for free! No don't be silly! Of course I want you to have it, that's why I do it in the first place y'know!
Alright well I better go - this has been great though. I hope to see you again real soon :)