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Artist:Wet Pensioner

Genres:
  • Metal
  • Punk
Melbourne, VIC

Tracks

About

"TEN THUMBS UP" .....Bill Collins "A Trio of Dipshits…." Rolling Stone magazine "This band makes me horrified to be a member of the human race" .....Sting He was a regular neighborhood guy, and a damn fine cop, until one day his life changed forever, after a horrific incident at the radiation factory where he was trying to arrest his twin brother 2000, the sweaty and inflamed pop punk scientist. 2000 had created a terrible new sound called "the plague" which turns its listeners first to jaundice creeps, and eventually into vapor. After a long struggle, both were contaminated by this toxic mist. Jaundice suddenly took a yellow human form whilst his brother wasn't so lucky, he turned into vapour. The only thing that keeps Jaundice too from vaporizing is his ability to violently thrash. Now jaundice follows his quest to take down these sub human scumbags one piece of mist at a time until he can someday reverse the plague's sideffects, making his brother solid once again, and arresting ...

Members

Schwartz Veinkman - Drums Jaundice Cop - Guitar Dr Caveman - Bass

Sounds Like

B-52's , S.O.D, Slayer

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