02 Dec 2019
Woozy and loveable, like a drunk puppy
Silky but gritty, like a dusty ice cream
Strange and endearing, like an odd meerkat
03 Apr 2019
Dark and irresistible, like an electro-goth mousse
Smoky and immaculately assembled, like a campfire
Soaring and classy, like a regal seagull
Crunchy and crystalline, like a cosmic nutri grain
Seductive and effortlessly reflective, like a glassy river
Explosive energy barely restrained, like The Hulk busting out of an ill-fitting adult onesie
Electrifying and creepy as all hell, like a haunted sandwich press
Laidback but evocative, like a fragrant recliner
Psyched-out and homespun, like knitting a blanket on acid
Beautiful and emotionally resonant, like a preternaturally empathetic gazelle
Jaw-dropping and relentlessly joyous, like 2000 unicorns jumping over a double rainbow (or whatever)
Hyperactive and moody, like me at 14
Bruised and purposeful, like an errant tomato that was determined to exit the fridge at high speed
Smart and endearingly well-put-together, like a well-dressed and not-even-slightly-creepy pharmacist
Fierce and sexy, like an angry Fassbender
22 Nov 2018
Rubbery and compelling, like a lilo
All-encompassing and existentially gripping, like my love for Vin Diesel