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Silvery and frictionless, like a precision ball bearing
Silvery and frictionless, like a precision ball bearing
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Wonky and dreamlike, like pleasant hallucinations brought on in the wake of food poisoning
Wonky and dreamlike, like pleasant hallucinations brought on in the wake of food poisoning
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Rubbery and compelling, like a lilo
Rubbery and compelling, like a lilo
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All-encompassing and existentially gripping, like my love for Vin Diesel
All-encompassing and existentially gripping, like my love for Vin Diesel
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Patiently unfolding like a cosmic napkin
Patiently unfolding like a cosmic napkin
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Simple but majestic, like a carrot
Simple but majestic, like a carrot
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Unassuming but quietly brilliant, like a grain of sand on a warm day
Unassuming but quietly brilliant, like a grain of sand on a warm day
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Fluid and emotionally present, like a forthright smoothie
Fluid and emotionally present, like a forthright smoothie
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Exploratory and utterly singular, like a curious digit
Exploratory and utterly singular, like a curious digit
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Dreamy but layered, like Chris Hemsworth
Dreamy but layered, like Chris Hemsworth
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Distorted and more than a little scary, like that time I face-swapped myself with a hermit crab
Distorted and more than a little scary, like that time I face-swapped myself with a hermit crab
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Dark and pulsating, like the twisted heart of a live-action Mr Mime
Dark and pulsating, like the twisted heart of a live-action Mr Mime
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Cute and razor-sharp, like the teeth of a vampiric bilby
Cute and razor-sharp, like the teeth of a vampiric bilby
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Hazy and magical, like Hermione in a wet fog
Hazy and magical, like Hermione in a wet fog
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Moody and hypnotic, like a distressed anaesthetist
Moody and hypnotic, like a distressed anaesthetist
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This is classy footwork, like a futuristic robo butler doing the Charleston
This is classy footwork, like a futuristic robo butler doing the Charleston
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This is the strongest debut since Tom Hanks' 1982 feature film debut as a college student who falls victim to the perilous allure of a fictitious role playing game called Mazes and Monsters. In fact, this song is quite a lot better than that, and Tom Hanks is an Oscar-winning A-list Hollywood actor. So just think about that for a second. This is important. Think about it
This is the strongest debut since Tom Hanks' 1982 feature film debut as a college student who falls victim to the perilous allure of a fictitious role playing game called Mazes and Monsters. In fact, this song is quite a lot better than that, and Tom Hanks is an Oscar-winning A-list Hollywood actor. So just think about that for a second. This is important. Think about it
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I'll have what he's having
I'll have what he's having
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Smooth and silky like a perfectly blended fruit smoothie
Smooth and silky like a perfectly blended fruit smoothie
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A very normal song with nothing in particular unusual happening in it
A very normal song with nothing in particular unusual happening in it
