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Woozy and loveable, like a drunk puppy
Woozy and loveable, like a drunk puppy
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Silky but gritty, like a dusty ice cream
Silky but gritty, like a dusty ice cream
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Strange and endearing, like an odd meerkat
Strange and endearing, like an odd meerkat
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Dark and irresistible, like an electro-goth mousse
Dark and irresistible, like an electro-goth mousse
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Smoky and immaculately assembled, like a campfire
Smoky and immaculately assembled, like a campfire
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Soaring and classy, like a regal seagull
Soaring and classy, like a regal seagull
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Crunchy and crystalline, like a cosmic nutri grain
Crunchy and crystalline, like a cosmic nutri grain
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Seductive and effortlessly reflective, like a glassy river
Seductive and effortlessly reflective, like a glassy river
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Explosive energy barely restrained, like The Hulk busting out of an ill-fitting adult onesie
Explosive energy barely restrained, like The Hulk busting out of an ill-fitting adult onesie
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Electrifying and creepy as all hell, like a haunted sandwich press
Electrifying and creepy as all hell, like a haunted sandwich press
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Laidback but evocative, like a fragrant recliner
Laidback but evocative, like a fragrant recliner
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Psyched-out and homespun, like knitting a blanket on acid
Psyched-out and homespun, like knitting a blanket on acid
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Relentlessly high-energy and difficult to resist, like an Anthony Robbins infomercial
Relentlessly high-energy and difficult to resist, like an Anthony Robbins infomercial
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Beautiful and emotionally resonant, like a preternaturally empathetic gazelle
Beautiful and emotionally resonant, like a preternaturally empathetic gazelle
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Jaw-dropping and relentlessly joyous, like 2000 unicorns jumping over a double rainbow (or whatever)
Jaw-dropping and relentlessly joyous, like 2000 unicorns jumping over a double rainbow (or whatever)
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Hyperactive and moody, like me at 14
Hyperactive and moody, like me at 14
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Bruised and purposeful, like an errant tomato that was determined to exit the fridge at high speed
Bruised and purposeful, like an errant tomato that was determined to exit the fridge at high speed
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Smart and endearingly well-put-together, like a well-dressed and not-even-slightly-creepy pharmacist
Smart and endearingly well-put-together, like a well-dressed and not-even-slightly-creepy pharmacist
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Fierce and sexy, like an angry Fassbender
Fierce and sexy, like an angry Fassbender
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Smooth and tricky, like a well-oiled yo yo
Smooth and tricky, like a well-oiled yo yo
